Showing posts with label word choice. Show all posts
Showing posts with label word choice. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

A FINE MESS: a metaphor brought to you courtesy of the department of roads and bridges




For the last six months, the state road that leads to my house has been undergoing a vast widening project. The stretch closest to me is now in the grading stage, I discovered when I left to go to the Post Office this morning. As far as the eye could see, the landscape was littered with orange cones, detour signs, mounds of gravel, parked trucks. All so that a single guy could ride back and forth in a small truck pushing a big roller, doing something that seems to have no visible effect at all.

And then I thought: isn't that the pot calling the kettle black (as my grandmother used to say).

A big mess. A long time. A solitary person. The seemingly endless task of leveling. And smoothing. And packing. And balancing. And smoothing again, all to make changes so subtle than no ordinary human can see the difference.

Welcome to the Working Writer's world.

If our work as writers was visible, I suspect it would look just like this kind of road project. No "normal" person, no non-writer, would understand the minute revisions we so often find ourselves engaged in, or the seemingly endless time that they seem to take. But we know that this work is not just necessary but foundational. If we don't get it right, the visible parts of our book or poem, story or essay, just won't work. And if we don't get it right now, it will be much messier--or even impossible--to fix it later, when everything is set in stone. Or in asphalt, as the case may be.

Friday, May 21, 2010

FUNCTIONING AUTHOR MARVELS: the perils and pleasures of word choice



It's not every day registering a domain name makes you laugh so forcefully you nearly snort Perrier out your nose, but I had that pleasure recently when I went to buy the domains associated with this blog.

I had figured that "workingwriterwonders" was weird enough that it wouldn't be taken, and I was right. Nevertheless, the computer at the site wanted me to have every possible option, so it made some suggestions of its own.

EffortWriterAmazes. BestWriterOnline. (If only.) JudyWriterOnline. DriverWritingOnline. My own personal favorite, FunctioningAuthorAmazes. (I couldn't use that one even if I wanted to; I'm often working, but to claim that I'm actually functioning is a stretch.) WorkingAtHome Forever: a premium name, the site said, that would cost me a cool $477 for a year.

Then there were the shorter suggestions: FunctioningWriter, WondersAuthor, WorkingAnimals, WorkingAway, EffortAuthor, WorkingHen (another $477 choice, though I discovered I could get WorkingChicken for only twelve bucks), and FunctioningAmazes. Well, indeed it does.

Samuel Clemens famously noted that "the difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug." I like to think he'd be amused at this illustration of his precept, even if it's just a computer with a bug providing it.

As for me, I'm going to save up my pennies until I have twelve bucks...not easy for those of us who are WorkingAtHomeForever. Because I can totally see myself writing a Working Chicken blog.